Author: Rex Huppke, USA TODAY

There’s an art to outdoor Christmas decorations. And I’m sorry to report that you’re doing it wrong. Follow these simple tips to achieve perfection.

For months we’ve heard anti-LGBTQ rhetoric from Republicans. And now a mass shooting at Club Q in Colorado Springs. It’s cause and effect.

I declare myself the sole winner of Wednesday night’s Powerball jackpot, which has technically not happened yet, but who cares? Gimme the money.

Texas schools are handing out kits that encourage parents to to collect their children’s DNA in case of an ’emergency.’ Post-Uvalde, this seems cold.

There are hundreds of Kari Lakes running for office. Americans aren’t ready for the tornadoes of lunacy that will follow the midterm elections.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton fleeing a subpoena shows the Republican Party’s new approach to law and order: Consequences for thee, not for me.

An affidavit shows Trump had “184 unique documents bearing classification markings” at Mar-a-Lago.

Quiet quitting is the working world’s latest buzzword. It encourages workers to do the bare minimum and enjoy life. So what’s next? Quiet dieting?

A jury shows Alex Jones the price for being a monster, for leveraging the pain of others to make a buck peddling deceit. Not enough, but a start.

Tuesday’s primaries in five states again show how badly Donald Trump broke people’s brains with his election-denying conspiracies.